When some one has tiny hands but monster penis.my hand stack up to equal length of his flaccid penis it took 3 of my hands stacked on top each other to equal his length
Damn he has has big dick baby hands his dick was so huge it made my hands look baby sized
When a man has reached nirvana in the art of fucking, and fucks a woman into enlightenment
Shauna " My man gave me a right celestial dicking last night."
Sarah " Shieet thats some good stuff my man"
When the woman’s hair gets wrapped around a mans penis/balls
Someone’s hair is wrapped around my dick, I’ll use it as a dick puppet
A woman who can't survive without a man in her life. She always needs a mans attention and presence in order to be a functioning human being
Dude, Karen is such a dick puppet.
Welcome to the era of...
WOMEN ACTING LIKE MEN
Disposable Dick is bascially a penis that you smash and dash, use and abuse, hit and run. Dick that is not good enough for a relationship. But good enough to fuck .
Annie: You're new guy John is so cute you're so lucky
Bella: oh you can have him, he's disposable Dick
Annie: oh daddy yessssssssss
When you take an offending minor; tie a rope around the tip of the penis, and then hang said person by their penis from the tallest tree in town
Well Bobby didn't didn't do his homework, so I gave him a regular ole- Kansas Dick-Lynching.
After participating in numerous penetrative sexual acts in a short space of time, a man can develop shaggers dick. This leaves him with a sensitive feeling around the bellend, as well as possibly some soreness and redness. It is easily cured by not shagging for a few days.
‘’Last weekend was great fun, however I ended up with some real shaggers dick after too many sessions.’’