Have the right to slap or grab anyone's ass on fridays, it could be anyone, especially your therapist
"did you know it was National Slap ass Friday?"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"
Hobo 1: Mmm that nasty ass rock was good
Hobo 2: bitch
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When you want to have sexual intercourse with that ass. (similar to "tap that ass") but the ass is so good that you can rap to it while tapping it.
"Christy has a nice ass. I would rap that ass."
On fat ass day you WILL get a phat ass.
This is a holiday americans celebrate every april 12th with joy. This originated in 400 b.c when the greek gods gave eachother hot steamy lap dances and one of them said "well goddamn u have a phat ass"
Refumiuswechelfegalteanwearq: its phat ass day
You: yay
When Matt Wagg takes a shit in Metro and it fucking smells like absolute shit
Matt took a shit and smells like a rotten ass wagg
what is: butt chugging a bottle of Everclear from Winco.
Correction DOESNT HAVE TO BE FROM WINCO BUT PLEASE 4 the LOVE OF GOD DO NOT DO THIS WITH ANY BOTTLE WITH A PERCENTAGE HIGHER THAN 60%.
also: u will die.
PS: NOT 4 THE FAINT OF Heart.
PPS: nothing.
I said what I said.
I typed what I typed.
Johnny: nigga youz a bitch boy hoe made. you won't do the Swedish ass whistle.
Bending over ass banging backwards. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created ganbjrast⤵️ass. by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior. ♥️.