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When you rip your dick off and wipe the cum off the whores face with it.
Fuck man did you see that guy use his dick wiper?
When a man goes out / leaves a party with a person he does not find attractive, due to unspecified reasons, but ends up sleeping with anyway.
A man who can't control his sexual urges once the opportunity presents itself.
Person 1: Hey, what happened after you left the party?
Person 2: I ended up going with that girl to her place and we had some intimate times.
Person 1: I thought you weren't into her.
Person 2: I got a slippy dick man, I can't control it.
Refers to a really small penis, so small you wouldn't even consider it a penis more a flap of skin covering you actual genitals
That ain't a dick it's a dick-a-ling, a flap to keep your pussy clean!!!
In some males, as the weight of their testicles pull down on their ballsack, a fold or wrinkle of skin is created on the sides of the penis shaft. This wrinkle/fold may also extend above the penis shaft as well. *Not to be confused with fat pad or FUPA (fat above pubic area.) An example of a male dick chode can be seen on Max Riemelt with his full frontal scene in the Netflix series Sense8.
I absolutely love Max Riemelt’s dick chode!
When you've been jerking off way too hard for too, long and your dick turns red and limp.
"Oh man, last night i jerked it way too much to Monica, and now i have flubber dick"
dick laughing is when a dumb stupid hoe is dick eating but basically at the same time a joke & got me cracking up
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"why is this goof dick laughing"
dick laughing is when a dumb stupid hoe is basically dick eating but at the same time a joke that got me laughing overly to much
"why this goof over here dick laughing🤣"
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