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The god of pick-up lines. Probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you'll ever meet. This man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. His regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. His mortal form takes shape as a guy names Garrett or "@not_garrettm" on twitter. Some of his powers include: Being able to snatch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. Pick-Up God is the most handsome and funny person you'll ever meet. If you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won't be dissapointed.
"Are you talking to anyone right now?"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"
When you know you have a massive shit brewing and its going to be huge!
"I've gotta go to toilet I've an egg up my bum!"
an act of getting some head and or being swallowed
i got slerped up so good last night
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When you get the hiccups after you sucked dick.
Ah man, now you gave me the dick-ups.
When you are drinking and are not blackout drunk but on the verge of becoming blackout, not at the moment but relatively soon.
. “ hey do you wanna go to the bar”… “nah I’m half past fucked up, fuck all that noise”
When someone gets involved with your life or business without any good reason.
Kevin: Jesus christ, Alvin has been annoying us all the time now!
William: Yeah, he really has been all up in my area too!
making money in an a large sum and keep making that money
$$yurn up$$