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Ask your crush out day is a national day that is celebrated on November 15th.
“Hey it’s Ask your crush out day”
August 20th = ask your crush out day!
John: aye Emily it’s august 20th ask your crush out day will you go out with me?
Emily: Oh yes!
it’s august 20th you now what that means ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT DAY!!
John: aye you now what day it is
Emily: wait what day is it?
John: it’s august 20th
Emily: what’s happens today?
John: ask your crush out day!
Emily: REALLY
John: Yes!
August 20th = ask your crush out day!
John: aye Emily it’s august 20th ask your crush out day will you go out with me?
Emily: Oh yes!
august 20th = ask your crush out day!!!!
John: hi Emily you now what day it is
Emily: yes it’s august 20th why
John: we’ll its acc ask your crush out day so will you go out with me
Emily: REALLY I’ve been waiting for u to ask me that!
May 30th is the national holiday celebrated by slapping someone you know named faith (preferably across the face)
Zach: Hey Faith! Do you know what the date is today?
Faith: Umm yeah I think it’s the 30th of May?
*Faith proceeds to get smacked into the thirtieth of June*
Zach: Happy National Slap Faith Day!
Every year on October 1 you have to suck your homies dick or loved one
Hey David you know its international suck dick day right -zip- now suck