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the dane-cook-ish way to say dickwad when dickwad just isn't poignant enough
Sylar can be such a wad of dick.
Ones sticky semen equivalent to Elmers glue
“Dude his dick schtick was all over me”
Having to perform hand jobs with both hands.
1. Hey Bob, what's with the hairy palms on BOTH hands, man?
Oh that, yah I'm para-dick-trous.
A stage the penis goes into after it has ejaculated and returns to being soft again.
“Hey corin, i’m sorry your boyfriend got a dooble dick so quickly. Maybe next time his hard on can last a little longer.
April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo thugizzles dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day. Once again Rey cannot suck anyone's dick
Hey Diana are you participating in National suck dick day Not applicable to Rey?
Yes but I can and will only suck Rey’s dick
Conns dick is as big as an krakens dick if it were real. It is SOOOOOO slimy and delicious. If you meet someone with a conns dick, enjoy
Girl- how big is you dick
Guy- I have a Conns dick
Girl- oooooooh I'm ready
When someone is truly hauling ass, leagues faster than mobbing.
“Have you seen that car on the 405?”
“Yeah, man was mobbing!”
“Quicker, he was grippin’ dick!”