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Someone that is so reprehensible or such a lame fuck that you feel you must douche to completely remove all traces that they were even there.
My Ex is such a douche-dick that just burning his photos is not enough!!!
A male driver that can’t drive.
Go You fucking douche dick it’s a green light!
Nice turn signal fucking douche dick!
That douche dick almost hit my car!
I can’t get out of the car because this douche dick parked to close to me.
Coach eli girlfriend got long sick in Dominican republic
Long penis
Coach Elias Melas girlfriend Dana got long dick in the Dominican republic and then she left him.
Someone who comits the act of dickmurder on ones friend relative or enemy and dick murder can hold severe consequences if done to a) wrong individual or b) someone who already doesn't like you
Verb/exclamation: To take something to the extreme or go hardcore.
Hyping up your friend to go to the gym: "let's go RIP SOME DICK!!!"
When it's cold outside and your dick becomes very small, like a turtle retracting its head when there's danger outside.
Used as a verb
"Damn! When I took a plunge in that pool and came out, my dick turtled on me and scared the shit outta me!"
"Thank god there were no women to witness it!"
"Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!, I haven't see you in years!"