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A dirty MacGyver is a man or woman who use everyday random house hold things and or knick knacks to masturbate with. Though a "dirty MacGyver" is not your every day run of the mill Tom or sally, while poor Tom or sally are stuck to the daily chore of Dick in the vacuum or or a cool cucumber in the vagina your "dirty MacGyver" is coming to the rescue with some far more creative masterpieces of the masturbation. See examples below
Kat is such a dirty MacGyver hear this. She made a dildo with a piece of bed post a pair of thongs two possiblythree rubberbands and a condom
"Schmidty. You are a dirty magyver man you'll use any thing to make a pocket pussy ie. Rubber ball (deflated), rubber bands (several), wallered out dildos the list goes on exersize equipment in combination of a container of your choosing. That's what's up"
The act of bleaching your own anus and whilst it’s still wet, the man pulls back his foreskin, inserts his penis and cry’s out in both pain from the bleach and pleasure from the tight asshole.
Hey man, the missus was bleaching her asshole so I decided to give her the dirty Daina.
Whilst upon a steamy fornication session, you bend over the hot chick with the big booty and boof a little chunk of coke directly in her buttocks
She got really quiet after I gave her that dirty brit.
A Dirty Michiah is when your mom names you Michiah so you never find your name on gift shop items and can never participate in fun name related internet games.
Bro, I'd be able to participate in so many more name related Facebook games if my mom didn't pull a dirty michiah.
To use a femalse nipples like the turning knobs on audio-equipment. The Dirty Cluelezz is often performed by DJ´s and othe people from the music industry.
Chris gave her such a dirty Cluelezz, he nearly ripped her nipples of.
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Dirty Jerzey Fresh dot com has premium Cannabis products..
When you are drinking with a man with a moustache and he shits in your glass of kok
The moustached George took a dump in my glass of kok during consumption of kok fluid, oh no my dirty kok