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a fun nickname for your loving wife
-you're my one and only fuck nut <3
-i love you so much, brian
Fuck-nut; the rated R version of "loose cannon" is an insult implying that the recieving end is incapable of basic human thought, therefore indicating a need to be insulted. This is where "fuck-nut" comes in. Walk up to this "individual" and as if a magician saying abbracadabra, say it straight to their dumb fucking face.
"Excuse me kind sir."
"Yes my friend?"
"You are a bonafide fuck-nut!"
Someone who enjoys being late for everything.
Michael: Tyrone was late to go to school.
David: He’s a late fuck.
A premeditated point in time where somebody (usually a student) decides to say "fuck it", the implication of which being that they will discontinue working on a particular assignment or project at that time.
My fuck-it line is going to be 2:30. After that I'm gonna say "fuck it".
The act of fucking a bee or multiple bees
A bee fucker will often partake in bee fucking. Bee fucking is the activity in which someone fucks bees. This is a very common hobby amongst bee fuckers, because bee fuckers like fucking bees. (see bee fucker)
When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours
You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense