The thing your dad took last night, yes, he's gay.
Mom: Your dad took the Dick last night.
Dad: SHHHH!
Me: WTF
from what you make cum come out
dude 1: hey dude 2 can you see my dick
dude 2: yes i can see your dick
dude 1: ok
A penis
Or some bitch that makes fun of you
"Sup dick!"
"fuck did i do?"
"thats what u r"
"oh wow thats a big dick"