The thing your dad took last night, yes, he's gay.
Mom: Your dad took the Dick last night.
Dad: SHHHH!
Me: WTF
Noun: Vulgar Slang
1. A man’s penis
“Nathan is a dick”
2. North American: Anything at all
“Nathan doesn’t know dick”
Verb: North American
1. Informal: Mess around; waste time
“Nathan dicks around”
2. For a man to have sexual intercourse
“Nathan cannot dick the opposite sex”