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Whan you get something from a girl but you don’t know what. The only thing you do know is it’s bad.
Dude you just smashed?! You got the green dick slaminitus!!
a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.
did you just eat a chopped off dick
occurs when a male, usually at a social gathering involved with alcohol, does not have enough to drink and is therefore too nervous to get hard.
(arbitrary female): I tried to fuck Tommy last night but he couldn’t get hard. He seemed super embarrassed about it. I think he might’ve had anti whiskey dick.
When you cough/choke/gag on nothing. You be there breathing and all of a sudden, you are coughing for no reason. Casper just slithered his long schlong down your throat.
*Notices John coughing* "Why are you coughing so much? Are you choking on that Casper dick?"
When you choke/gag/ cough on nothing. You will be there doing nothing and you start coughing out of nowhere. Casper just slithered his long schlong down your throat.
*notices John coughing* "Why are you coughing so much? Choking on that Casper Dick huh?!"
When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out
Baby:*cries*
Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk
baby:*still crying *
male:well u may need some of my dick milk
*male undoes jeans *
male*rubs tip of dick*
baby :sucks dick
male :atleast it gives us both pleasure