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An Asian girl is cleaning a guy genital and she opens his dick and lick all his smegma off.
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A male blow up doll. A doll usually used for sexual gratification made of rubber or latex. Usually used by homosexual men or large un-attractive women.
Women: Your dick davis isn't very realistic.
Man: Are you kidding me? You have a dick davis?
Female: Yeah he don't talk back and let the air out of him when I'm through.
Man: Why have a dick davis when you can have a real man?
Also known as impotence or erectile disfunction, is a chronic condition that occurs when a man is unable to get or maintain an erection firm enough for sexual intercourse.
She said nothing happened between y'all.. I guess all that coke you keep snortin' gave you grampy dick.
when you and a buddy use a pocket pussy fucking both ends at the same time, it creates a suction similar to that of a Chinese finger trap, forcing both parties to frot their dicks together inside the toy until they climax.
Tom: Hey did you hear Frank got a pocket pussy on the weekend?
Dan: Yea, me and him are gonna preform an american dick trap with it.
When your being fucked in the ass, and you don't even know it.
Dude hes cheating on you, your getting swift dicked and you dont even know it.
Dick thinker is someone be lead on by man's sexual intercourse train of thought . . . . When that's not normal . . . Clearly . . . When they are thinking with their "dick"😹
Wow stop thinking with your dick . . . She is such a dick thinker. . . (For a female) . . . . . She shouldn't use her metaphorical dick-thinker so much
Travis said to kat
One who thinks soley with his penis.
Girl 1: Hey, Steve is totally hot, you should ask him out.
Girl 2: He is hot, but a total dick thinker. I'd never be able to trust him.