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hey if you cannot come, can i?
she came home from a 9 day retreat and said hey if you cannot come, can i?
National Holiday where all of the worlds population meets to fuck Floop's mom. This is every year on 8/2
Man how did you celebrate Fuck Floop's Mom Day? Man I fucked Floop's mom
Where your gf sends you pictures of her and her feet on November 17th.
National send feet pictures day Is where your has to send you pictures of herself but her feet have to be included in the pictures.
This day is reserved for beating the shit out of finn. Only him.
“Hey guys guess what! It’s national beat the shit out of Finn day!”
9th of October is celebrated as Jeba day because Jeba was born on that day.
yoo shii happy jeba day my guy 🔥
stonner: happy marijuana day hoes.
non stonner: what the fuck is that.
Womb Day has the same concept as a birthday, because it’s the day you left the womb. However, unlike birthday, Womb Day is clumsy and full of mistakes because you’re back to zero. Womb Day is a good excuse when you’re making a mess of everything. People will accept it even if it isn’t your actual Womb Day
- stop! You’re making a mess of everything
- I can’t help it! It’s my Womb Day