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Your little wee wee that is GREAT for deepthroating, giving it girls, BUT NEVER ever give it guys unless you're a homosexual.
Jennifer: Hey..can I suck your dick for you? -chuckle-
Rodrick: Oh yes mommy, suck it all day long, we'll have to install a glory hole at work soon. Oh fuck.
Jennifer: I'm so glad that third middle leg never developed, holy fuck, augh.
My wife took the house and the kids, I escaped with my dick and my soul.
What most girls are attracted to
Boys balls are the same thing
I had some dick yesterday and he gave me head
A dick is something you can put in a pussy
I’m going to get some dick tonight
The most tasty treat your succelent lips may taste
Dick is yummy