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One who has no concept of time, takes their own time, while you wait on them.
We was late for the movie because brady is a Dick-A-Rounder!
When a man has picked up an STD.
"Dude, that chick I fucked last night gave me a pastry dick"
When you are in a professional online slalom competition and instead of cones they use dildos.
Are you nervous for the roller dicking grand prix? Nah man I was up all night practicing
when a man goes to ejaculate, but shoots a blank, accompanied by a strange whistle that comes from the pee hole of his penis.
a dick whistle is the weirdest thing i have ever heard, i didnt think they were real until i let out a dick whistle after banging for the 6th time in one day!!
When someone deep throats a dick so hard they vomit all over said dick.
Whoa!!! You just got dick sick all over me.
He was so far down my throat that I got dick sick all over him.
Like homesick. But instead of home, dicks.
"Damn bitch, you dick sick!"