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An oral herpe breakout makeout session.
Guy 1: "How was your date with Elizabeth?"
Guy 2: "I was kinda nervous cause of this herpe on my lip, but she had one too, so we made out all night anyway..."
Guy 1: "Ew, total herpe slurpee!"
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When a girl is wet for 24 hours straight and when she walks around it sounds like someone drinking a slurpee.
I can hear that girls 7/11 slurpee from a mile away.
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The Slurpee Capital of the World is the city inwhich consumes the most slurpees in the world compared to many other cities.
Winnipeg has been the slurpee capital since 1999. (now being 2010)
Winnipeg on averages over 188,000 slurpees a month, even though its known for its coldness.
Kennewick, Washington, USA falsely claimed to be the Slurpee Capital of the World, later to be proven. The false claim uproared Winnipegers, to such a degree, that they got radio stations aware of the lie.
Winnipeg is the Slurpee Capital of the World.
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When 12 guys jizz in the same condom and the dirty trap house whore drinks it like a slurpee
Jenny is such a whore she totally had a trap house slurpee
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Firstly, the man receiving the blow job eats pineapple for a week to prepare for the Piña Colada Slurpee. Secondly the partner giving the blow job chews pineapples and drinks coconut water, keeping the mixture in their mouth. Thirdly: blow job to completion, the giving party swallows the cum, pineapple, and coconut water mixture while the receiving party breaks a coconut open on their head to signal completion of the Piña Colada Slurpee!
Yo! My girl gave me a Piña Colada Slurpee last night, it was tight! But I think I gave her a concussion... don’t try and break a coconut on anyone’s head. Ever.
When two dudes are sodomizing each other, one guy cums in the other dude's anus and proceeds to suck it out with a straw.
I heard gay dudes love getting San Francisco Slurpees.
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I don't know what the hell this means... but I do know, that it sounds rather disgusting!!!
Turd-Slurpe... what the....*puke*
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