October 22

October 22 is national your single day!!! It’s the day where everyone realizes that your single and probably will always be single.

Boy: hey!

You: hey! It’s October 22! You know what that means.
Boy: wow that’s great! A day to remind you that your always gonna be single!

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february 22

The day where men have the biggest dicks are born. Also the day where women with the hottest guest urges are born

Damn, Tyler has a hog. He was born on February 22.

Oh my God, why is that girl so hot?

- she was born on February 22

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22's

Rims.....they r 22 inches...also known as double deuces

Yo..u betta be cruisin on 22's wen u ride up in the club

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22 October

confess love to your crush only for girls

22 October:
confess love to your crush only for girls

go text him or maybe call em go to their damn house just do it confess love

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May 22

If you where born on may 22 , then you are very sad, and probably have daddy issues.

Person 1: whens your birthday?
Person 2: may 22!

Person 1: .. do you need someone to talk to?

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catch 22

quite the predicament, where objective 1 cannot be obtained without the completion of objective 2, which cannot be obtained without objective 1, because of a set of often incoherent rules or laws

a catch 22:

what would happen if you went back in time to kill your grandfather?

if you were to do so, logic would state that you would not exist to go back in time and kill your grandfather, therefore you would exist because you would not be able to kill him, however you would exist only to kill your grandfather, in which case you would not exist

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October 22

school

“oh yo dude it’s October 22nd!”
“Oh ye we need to tell everyone that school sucks!”

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