Dog

A heartless shitting machine. No care for what they shit or piss on. Also annoying because they like to frequently check your crotch for interesting smells leaving you at an awkward position trying to stop the dog from sniffing your sack while telling your boss you're good with dogs.

If Fido shits in my room again I'm going to throw that bitch ass dog out to sniff the homeless guy outside watching me's crotch.

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dog

1. an animal with 4 legs and bad breath

2. a word used to describe a females looks (england)

3. an insult often used in the same sentance as "yer mum" (england)

1. "isnt poppy the cutest dog ever?!"

2. moje: "OMFG! did you see that new girl in school?"

luke : "Yehhhhh shes a ryt dog init?"

3. Moje "SHARNE YER MUM LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING DOG!! SHE FUCKS LIKE ONE TOO!!"

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dog

an unattractive member of the opposite sex, usually female

man your bitch is such a dog!

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dogs

The absolute best fuckin' Pink Floyd song there is. Found on the album "Animals." 17 minutes of amazing songwriting and composing.

Poser: my favorite pink floyd song is money, that's why i bought this dark side of the moon shirt from target.

non-poser: my friend, you are a sheep, according to pink floyd's best album, animals. dogs is definitely the supreme song.

poser: lol what?

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DOG

dis dog is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool

i love dog

yeasssssssssssssss

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dog

1. (n) Animal, either loved or hated, of the canine variety. Anything from a chihuahua to a St. Bernard.

2. (n) An ugly, or especially slutty, woman.

3. (n) Beer, particularly when cheap.

4. (n) Reference to a male.

5. (v) To follow someone, especially in a car when driving over the speed limit, with the theory that the 'lead' dog will get the ticket most likely.

6. (v) To put down, demean, dis.

7. (n) Something of poor quality.

1. I got this dog for my girlfriend, and the little shit bit me!

2. You must've been drunk last night, 'cause that girl you was with is a dog!

3. I guess so, it must've been that dog I drank at Jimmy's.

4. What's up with Jimmy, dog?

5. I heard he was pulled over the other day; must've been doing 95 dogging some other dude, but the bastard got picked off from behind.

6. Yeah, I dogged him for that. Now he's gotta pay a big fine.

7. He woulda got away if it weren't for that ride of his. It's a dog!

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dogging

to stare someone down in an instense form. also looking at someone from head to toe in a disgusted way.

im going to fuck that bitch up if she doesnt stop dogging me

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