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B-Net

Shortened form of battle.net used by regular users.

"Hey man, get on B-Net so we can pwn some noobs!

by ||AB|| Tier August 31, 2006

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get the net

the equivalent of saying "catch up" or "acquaint yourself". taken from Wayne's World, when Wayne tells his delusional ex girlfriend to "get the net"

"Wayne I love you"
"We broke up already, get the net"

"Hey wanna come to a party?"
"I don't like you or any of your friends, get the net.

by darcygaps January 5, 2012

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Net Dollars

The amount of net dollars you own is how much money you have after factoring in how much money you owe people and how much money is owed to you.

Alright class, today's math problem:
You have twelve dollars in your wallet and none in your bank account. If owe Jerry seven dollars for buying you condoms, and Greg owes you ten dollars for spotting him for his girlfriend, how many net dollars do you own?

by nightlifecommando February 19, 2011

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Net-battle

the act of exchanging criticisms over social networking sites such as facebook, myspace, etc.

posted on Andy's wall

Kevin: if school was a 7 foot high jump you would never get it, and everyone would laugh at you. ps your sister is hott

Blake: I like the last part

Andy: one of these days blake, you're gonna walk down the wrong dark alley

Blake: kevin is the one that said it lol, doenst matter tho cuz your left hook is WEAK

Andy: kevin is an unknown quantity he may be retarded, who knows--in either case i cannot hold him accountable for his words.
i saw him trying to mimic a snowflake today, if that helps at all--

Blake:kevin is a wierd creature on this earth. God still loves him the way his is even though the female population is not attracted to is awkwardness in society

Andy: idk.i saw one of his females picking her nose and eating it, then eating ryans too

Kevin: first off. i saw i had to make sure that andy wasnt crying after he ate 4 ice cream cones today and then thought he was fat. he then went into the bathroom and stole all of the paper towels and stuffed them down his coat

blake, you have no room to talk because you once thought that your teeth were knocked out and made up an imaginary lisp to go along with your bs story, thats not as bad as andy.. but its still pretty bad

Andy: touche.. that was an excellent net-battle

by akidwhomadeit May 5, 2010

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net driver

someone that has multiple porn acounts and knows the in and outs (no pun intended) of internet porn

dude john used to be my frind but now he is such a net driver he never leaves the house

by jonmar June 14, 2009

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Netted Shorts

Any kind of shorts that has a "net", or netting, inside it. It can be found in most board shorts.
The netting is used because sometimes, the elastics can show, or the boxer shorts might be longer.
It also holds your junk in place so that it won't fall out of the leg opening or bounce around. It also acts like loose briefs, so you don't have to wear underwear (if preferred).

It feels great to wear my new netted shorts without any underwear!

by Marauder04 December 27, 2010

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Net Love

When someone on myspace, facebook, (etc) calls you hot, pretty, or is just loving on you. Usually used in a derogatory manner.

random message: hey girl ur hot
reply: Sorry babe, not diggin' the net love.

by bitchdown November 28, 2007

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