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tear job

When bitches cry on my weiner!

Kelci was crying after we beat her at volleyball, so i made her give me a tear job.

by darkwizardnamedwugga June 20, 2011


Yogurt tears

Yogurt tears occur when a person takes male ejeculant to the face and more precisely the cheeks directly under the eye. As the ejeculant streams down the face you have yogurt tears.

I am gonna blow my load so hard in her face that sheโ€™ll cry yogurt tears.

by THEWox September 2, 2021


Tear-jerking

The act of watching sad videos, reading sad stories, or thinking about sad events to force yourself to cry.

Person 1: Where is Maggie?
Person 2: She said she needed a good cry. She's probably tear-jerking.

by MissLadySky April 7, 2016


bust a tear

To cry, or speak about crying without seeming like a sissy.

Yo dun, I was watchin Free Willy last night, I almost bust a tear!

Dog, turn The Green Mile off, Im finna bust a tear in this piece

by Professor Duffington3 February 24, 2010


Tear porn

A piece of literature, cinema, art etc. whose sole intention is to make its audience cry. Motifs include loved ones with Alzheimer's and/or terminal illness, animal-related euthanasia, and people tear screaming towards the sky in the pouring rain.

Authors such as Nicholas Sparks and Mitch Albom are typically referred to as tear pornographers.

The Notebook? Is that that movie where the bitch can't remember? Straight tear porn.

I just read For One More Day. If my eyes had penises, they would be rock hard right now.

by MillenniumDoug May 29, 2009

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tear-down

A Computer/IT slang term meaning to strip a Desktop PC down to its bare chassis or case. Basically the removal of all installed hard drives, disc drives, motherboard, power supply, expansion cards...everything.

Working in the shop today my manager enters with his personal computer and tells me to do a 'tear-down' on it.

My computer is really starting to show its age. It seems I'll have to order new hardware soon and do a 'tear-down'.

by DiamondBack26x June 22, 2010

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Rip And Tear

When youโ€™re a doom fan and you end up in hell.

โ€œOh.. Iโ€™m in hell... Welp, time to Rip and Tear.โ€

by KAR EN TUK June 17, 2021

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