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When you shove a bunch of blueberries in your partner's mouth, and then face sex them and nut.
A gave that girl a blueberry Dreamsicle!
Guy: what kind of snack do you want?
Girl: Blueberry Dreamsicle 🥴
After anal sex, the guy shoves his hand up the girls but and pulls out his poop covered hand, then shoves it in the girls mouth.
After taking it in the Ass, Peter decided to shove his hand up there. At first i thought he was gonna give me a Rusty vending machine but when I tasted his hand, I knew it was a Poisonous Blueberry
When you give a blowjob in a freezer, but don’t let them finish so they have blueballs
Karen gave the customer a blueberry slurry
A bruise left after a session of rough sex.
Last night Selena whipped me with my own belt. Left a huge Bangor blueberry on my ass.
When a guy puts a blueberry in his bum, and you get a girl to find it with her tounge
Him: hey wanna go blueberry hunting
Her: heck yeah
Unexpected dissapointment. When an expected positive outcome turns out to be exceptionally negative. Refers to an awful sour tasting beer much like salad dressing, disguised as something delicious. It costs $36 a bottle, and tastes like $2 vinegar.
Last night was a real Blueberry Nightmare ....
When I finally got her pants off it was a real blueberry nightmare down there...
After busting one In a girls asshole, you fill her ass with smashed blueberries
Sorry guys I can’t go to the movies tonight I have to clean my girls ass after the blueberry pudding I gave her