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the way a unemployed uneducated houso says thanks whilst being incarcerated
when a lad or crackhead leaves ya house with their crack in hand after ya just shouted the fein'in grub..
mad as my brah
A shortening of Penis Brahe, the term used to describe a penis that cannot be used for urination, due to anatomical issues. Penis Brah is named after the astronomer Tycho Brahe, who famously refused to leave a banquet table to urinate until, it is said, his bladder burst and he died. (At which point he could no longer urinate out of his penis.) In truth his bladder did not burst, but he was unable to urinate due to various health issues, and likely died of uremia.
Increased smegma production is an unfortunate result of penis brah -- not unlike how a colostomy results in a cheese-like exudate seeping from the anus over time. In both cases a nurse may assist in irrigating the affected passage.
A name often used to describe a stereotypical “crypto bro”.
Interests include: cryptocurrency, nfts, trafficking in unregistered securities, the gym, and most importantly; themselves.
While they often tout themselves as an expert brimming with confidence, it is usually a mask for unresolved feelings of insecurity and inadequacy.
Their biggest secret hope is to become an Instagram model, but their stunning averageness often prevents them from ever escaping the “fumbler brah” lifestyle.
“If you’re a guy, and you love your image SO much, does that make a fumbler brah homosexual”
“Man, I wish I didn’t let mediocre “success” on twitter get to my head and become a full blown fumbler brah”
“If only I had been such a fumbler brah, maybe I would have been afford rent in a town where the main export isn’t meth”
The absolute last friend that a guy contacts in order to entertain the friends of a girl who he is trying to bang.
None of my reliable wing men were available for the weekend, so I had to settle for my Z-Brah to help me seal the deal.
An awfully cringe term that makes anyone hate you.
“WHOA DUDE THATS totally rad brah!”
“…”
a literal god amongst men, honed to the max from a young age into an absolute house of human, can deadlift the amount of times hes fucked your mother (1000)
"bro dicky brah was walking down the street the other day, what a stud"