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(similar to daffyducking ) When you are giving a girl oral sex and you then take a rodent, preferably a mouse, and push it into the said girl's vaginal tunnel. This then causes severe orgasms.
Dum ass dude 1 : Yo, me and my girl were daffyducking last night
Dum ass dude 2 : That aint got nothin' on me and my girl, we went mickey mousin'
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Ancient celtic game, exact origins unknown. Played almost exclusively by heterosexual males although there are some notable exceptions throughout history . The original rules now lost in the mists of time are open to interpretation and scholarly discussion.
Generally played in jest but occasionally can turn competitive see knife cock
I'll meet you in an athlone carpark for a game of touch mickeys
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When you are hitting it from behind and you are about to nut, you pick up a dead rat and hit her over the head with it.
My girlfriend said she wanted to try something different so I hit her with the Mickey Mouse.
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A clumsy person, often making mistakes or breaking things. A person who in spite of constant effort toward betterment or otherwise rewarding behavior will consistantly find themself the brunt of negative coincidence or alternatively failing to achieve their goals. An individual beset by a strange series of unfortunate incidents.
My sticky mickey cousin burned himself on the stove today, yet again.
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When a girl stands behind a seated male and places her breasts on his head. Giving the illusion that her tits are the ears and the man's head is mickey mouse's.
"Damn you got some big titties girl! Come over here, put them on my head and give me a Mickey Mouse
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Going to the toilet for a number two, taking a shit or having a pooh.
Described thus as the Mcdonald's(Mickey D) patties resemble an aesthetically pleasing turd.
I'm off for a Mickey D
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The nickname for McDonald's most often used by middle/lower class citizens in order to make it sound as though it's almost cool and/or chosen to eat McDonald's.
"I only have $5.50... You know what soudns good... Some Mickey D's!!!"
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