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a scary man who forces one to do laundry and to wash his towel.
Bridget, I cannot go out tonight. The laundry terrorist is forcing me to go to the laundromat and do my laundry and wash his towel.
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A white male from Mississippi or Alabama who thinks that abortion clincs need to be blown up. Generally these fascinating specimens reside in trailer parks, where America sweeps its Applebee's and Denny's coupons. With hobbies such as drinking wisky to escape their bucked-teeth, inbred, goat-resembling wife, these men can often be found under local bridges with their fellow trolls, as well as inside IRS buildings begging for their unemployment checks to come for one more month.
"Hey, Bill, you heard what happened to Cletus?"
"Yeah, he went to prison for being a Christian Terrorist fucktard. He'll probably get raped pretty hard in there."
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An individual who usually identifies as gender fluid and tries to push these fluid terms on to the rest of society. Gender terrorists usually deploy an arsenal of logical fallacies, claims of discrimination against them, actual discrimination against others and bullying in an attempt to invoke special treatment.
Person 1: "My baby is not a boy just because he has male genitals and I thank you to stop using such statements"
Person 2: "Yeah ok Gender Terrorist, what pronoun should i use then?"
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When a couple invite a group of terrorists over to indulge in sexual activity where both the male and female are penetrated.
Sophie: Hey Miranda, how did it go with voldermort on saturday night?
Miranda: Well we tried out this new thing. At first i was scared but Voldermort assured me that it was going to be alright. With the terrorists there in action, they saluted and blew their load.
Sophie: Oh whats it called?
Miranda: Well Voldermort told me it was called 'Terrorists in the Cave".
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Someone who makes you listen to shitty music while in their car or at their house.
bob was an audio terrorist the other day when i was ridin to work with him
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An anarchist or marxist who actively uses their gender expression as a protest against the oppression of binary gender.
A cis man using the women’s restroom is a gender terrorist.
An organizational terrorist is a person or subordinate who asks tough questions to their boss and brings out the greater greatness of the individuals around them, but the current chief officers don’t like being questioned or challenged so they label these people and try to segregate them to deter promotion within the organization and slander the person.
There was a Captain that is on the rise to become a chief officer, he used a common sense approach and all his employees loved him. When he would challenge the union thugs or chief officers with new ideas, challenging questions or question the chief officer decisions they hated his common sense approach. When a deputy chief was training captain candidates he referred to the beloved Captain as an ORGANIZATIONAL TERRORIST because that captain was not a "yes" man, when in fact that chief and his wine club are the organizational terrorist.