on tom

"Tom" is an abreviation for "time of month". When a woman/girl is on her period.

No sex tonight I'm on Tom

Better prepare Tom is due this week

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tom

Term used to describe the man pussy or mangina. May also be referred to as a tom.

My tom quivers in anticipation of his throbbing member.

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Tom

He is an appelworst, combined with a snarf and mnokey.

Tom, have you lost your backpack again? SUCKER

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Tom

Toms are lovely specimens, they come in all shapes and sizes, they have beautiful minds and a ravishing appearance just like a pansy, they like to watch lots of James Bond movies and cook lots of carbohydrates.

her: is that a Tom?
me: I dont think YOUVE ever seen a Tom....

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tom

A slang word used to describe a man with two assholes. Most commonly used as an insult.

Woah man, i heard about that guy, apparently he has two assholes!

Haha yeah, what a Tom!

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Tom

The act of being a bitch.

Mario: Dude, do you want to get epic tonight?

Leonard: No, not tonight, I have a bunch of schoolwork to do.

James: Stop being such a Tom and perform illegal activities with us!

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Tom

The gayest person ever. A raging homosexual with no toes, likes eating ass and has very bad aids. Avoid at all costs.

Shit, there's that tom fella, we better cross the road we might catch something

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