horse and cart

Another of the many rhyming slang phrases for fart.

Gor luvaduck Phyllis, you should 'ave 'eard me 'usband after 'e came 'ome from the pub last night, wot a bleedin' horse and cart!

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tard cart

2. a broke-down shopping cart with bent wires and/or at least one improperly functioning wheel

"Take this tard cart back and get a better one"

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camel cart

One of the countless Middle Eastern-run carts in big cities. Usually specializing in Halal foods, rotting fruits/vegetables, or nasty coffee/bagel combos.

Person A:Damn, that coffee smells rank? You went to 'Bucks?
Person B:Nah, line was too long.
Person A:So where the hell did you get this crap?
Person B:Assad's camel cart on 6th.
Person A:Keep it!
Person B:Ah-Salami-Lickem to you too!

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tart cart

a limo, normally white and outside a night club. so called because it is used to 'cart' a loads of 'tarts'.

'look at all them sluts in their tart cart'

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Cart Shopping

WARNING: THIS ACT SHOULD SHALL NOT BE ATTEMPTED IN REAL LIFE. THIS IS A HYPOTHETICAL ACT THAT IF PHYSICALLY RE-ENACTED, WILL PROBABLY LEAD TO YOUR FORCED DEPARTURE OF YOUR LOCAL MARKET, WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR GROCERY STORE PURCHASES.

Cart shopping is when you go into your local grocery store, armed with your shopping list, but instead of taking your items off of the shelves, you can only take the items on your list from other patron's shopping carts. The trick is not getting caught. If you do get caught, you immediately have to forfeit all of your items, and go and but ten quarts of mayonnaise.

Old Lady: Oi! I saw you try and take that kielbasa! You, you, you. . . Cart Shopper! Now go on and get yourself some mayonnaaaaiiise!

Cartshopper: *places mayonnaise on cash register conveyer belt*

Cashier: . . . Cart shopping?

Cartshopper: *nods*

Cashier: ROFL

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Rail Cart

Rail Cart is a sexual act in which you and a partner stand back to back, interlock arms and legs and insert a double ended dildo into both of your anuses. After this one partner will thrust forward coming back together hard. When the second partner feels this they will thrust forward and back again, imitating a rail cart

Jim and Jack got a new dildo ad Rail Carted all night.

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shoppin' cart

A mode of transportation for getting your drunk date home, as seen in Animal House.

That underage girl was SO drunk, I shoppin' carted her home and dumped her ass on her porch.

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