Funniest, sexiest dad on the planet. Cooking legend and has got nips like bullets. Hard as Bruce Lee,founer member of the four amigos and they are probably the biggest city fans in the world.
At city all you can hear is Martyn Dilf Kilroy and the four amigos
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An person attracted to middle aged men
Woah why I'm attracted to middle aged men with or without children?
Oh you're an Middle aged dilf lover
HOT DILFS IN YOUR AREA, ONLY 5 MILES AWAY
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4 miles away
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3 miles
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1 mile away
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*Grindr notification*
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Sebastian Klein is the ultimate omega dilf, and you should pray to him every morning yessir shawty
If he ever asks you if you want to guess a poo with him you should say yes that it is an absolut honour.
βWho made that one song about guessing a poo?β
βThat was Omega dilf sebastian klein of courseβ
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toji fushiguro. point end blank. thatβs all. if you disagree, π«π
awooga sexy dilf fuck me
oh are you talking about toji fushiguro, the dilf from jjk??
duh who else ππ
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When a gentleman coughs his filthy yoghurt into mother and daughter (not necessarily at the same time)
He's a lucky chap, he's got the milf dilf deal