march 9

the day ˢᵘᵍᵃ was born. only topped by lil meow meow, min yoongi and agust d. pronounced shoo gua, because he was the shooting guard for his basketball team.

On March 9 we celebrate the birth of ˢᵘᵍᵃ. I heard he rerecorded his verse because he didn't whisper ˢᵘᵍᵃ before it.

October 9

All boys can’t say no to a girl for 24 hours!

Juliana:Hey what day is it!?
Juan:October 9 why?
Juliana: Well you can’t say no to me for 24 hours!

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October 9

October 9th is Leif Erikson Day, children get out of school to sing the great explorer's praises.

Child: Hello mother, it is October 9th
Mother: Oh joy, it's Leif Erikson day!
Child: Hinga Dinga Durgen!
Mother: I shall give you a swift death boy

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Baytown "9"

A grading scale for women from Baytown, Texas with;

3 kids (from three different daddies)
3 tattoos
3 teeth

He's from Baytown. His wife if what you would call a Baytown "9".

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Client 9

The name that New York Governor Eliot Spitzer was given in an FBI affidavit that detailed the operations of the prostitution ring, "The Emperor's Club."

"Yes, this is Client 9. I would like to send the money via mail, and have Kristen here by 5:30."

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december 9

national hug your bf/gf day

Sophia: *hugs bf*

Frankie: what was that for?
Sophia: its december 9!

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April 9

National nap day just take a nap

Julie:why are you sleeping so much
Ally:ITS APRIL 9

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