BS BF

when you pity date a guy that you show no interest in and/or don’t have feelings for. (stands for bullshit boyfriend)

Ah jeez, another BS BF? Please stop, Barbara.

BS virus

Fake virus to cover something up

He said he had a virus on his phone I think it’s a BS virus. He only says it when he’s hiding stuff and tries to lie his way out

BS Warding

When someone constantly over-exaggerates stories as an attempt of social benefit. Unfortunately it usually backfires with listener end up shaking their heads in disbelief.

“Not only did my dad put a V8 engine in his Mini moke, we went to a water park too.”

“Oh really? that’s crazy how an engine would fit inside such a small car”

“Yeah it’s pretty great, we drove over to the skate park in it and decided to take it up a ramp and we got air”

“Right… you’re obviously BS Warding.”