The ultamite anatomy of the Urban DIctionary. This is the most unsearchable thing ever.
`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>??><mnbvcxz":lkjhgfdsa|}{poiuytrewq+_)(*&^%$#@!/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` is when NInja is smashing his keyboard playing fortnite
what happens when you are so bored with your boring useless life that you press every key on the keyboard, hold shift, press every key in reverse, and hold shift while pressing every key in reverse, because you're also too lazy to use your telekinetic abilities to press every key simultaneously and make your computer break just like your heart when you were born.
Person 1: "My life is so boring"
Person 2: "what you gonna do?"
Person 1: "`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~"
17๐ 1๐
When you be come an ungodly amount of bored you type `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1` by pressing all keys from starting at ` going in lines all the way to / and then going back the same wayand then starting a ` and going dow in lines all the way to \ and then doing that in reverse
jesus why
Bob: dude im bored
you: me too
Bob: hey You should type `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321``1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`
You: ok man
83๐ 10๐
When a human being is so entirely bored, they ascend the levels of the standard qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. They go even further beyond to type all of the characters on the keyboard in order, backwards, shift in order, and shift backwards. This is true ascension.
Teacher: No phones out, even if you are done with your work.
Student: Alright then... `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>???><mnbvcxz":lkjhgfdsa|}{poiuytrewq+_)(*&^%$#@!~
50๐ 4๐
Something is seriously wrong with you.
I'm so bored types `12345678990-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ ~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ Im still bored
18๐ 3๐
zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=asdfghjkl;'qwertyuiop\ its literally just that
Dad: Son. I just want you to know that testicular cancer has taken the life of your mot-
Son: zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=asdfghjkl;'qwertyuiop\
Dad: W-What
Son: zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=asdfghjkl;'qwertyuiop\
(Dad dies)
(Son ascends to godhood)
When The Boredom Is Maximum! ๐ณ `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`is preformed by pressing every key (not counting unicode) once and then back again
guy 1: "`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`"
guy 2: ayo what the fuck
10๐ 1๐