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To really flirt or hit on a girl
Peyton is spitting magic at Hannah
David go spit magic at Mercedes
Zach spit his magic all over Vania like a wizard
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A magical poop occurs when one poops, wipes, and realizes that they are still totally clean.
I totally had a magical poop last night. I only had to wipe once!
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The art of performing oral sex or a hand-job to sleeping man without causing him to wake. A proper magic jack should involve clean-up as well, leaving the reciepient all but unknowing of the night's transgressions.
I woke up feeling great this morning, even after 16 Budweisers and a handle of Beam. On cloud nine all day, couldn't figure it out. Then my girl told me she magic jacked me after I passed out last night! Mystery solved!
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Occurs when a man masturbates too much, and causes his penis to turn a blueish indigo and start to bleed
Aaron masturbated so much last night he thinks he has Indigo magic.
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Referring to sexual intercourse. Generally applied to a bedroom or a bed where the action takes place.
"Is this the bedroom where the magic happens?"
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A place where the lines for the sucky rides are long the lines for the good rides stretch to the moon, and you are herded like cattle in the Florida heat. Spend 2 hours waiting for a 15 minute ride and you know it's not the magic but heat stoke that make you giddy. The more Disney yaps about the magic the more you realize the isn't any.
How was the magic kingdom? I haven't been that badly treated scene boot camp.
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Eggs.
Grandad curry-hat's idea of black magic is having eggs placed in his hedge by Nogtard as a revenge prank for having bourbons posted through his letterbox.
The old twat was so terrified he phoned the landlady next door, shaking in his turban.
How come there are eggs in the hedge? Was it a student prank?
No, I think you'll find its Pak Magic.
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