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October 22 is national your single day!!! It’s the day where everyone realizes that your single and probably will always be single.
Boy: hey!
You: hey! It’s October 22! You know what that means.
Boy: wow that’s great! A day to remind you that your always gonna be single!
The day where men have the biggest dicks are born. Also the day where women with the hottest guest urges are born
Damn, Tyler has a hog. He was born on February 22.
Oh my God, why is that girl so hot?
- she was born on February 22
Rims.....they r 22 inches...also known as double deuces
Yo..u betta be cruisin on 22's wen u ride up in the club
confess love to your crush only for girls
22 October:
confess love to your crush only for girls
go text him or maybe call em go to their damn house just do it confess love
If you where born on may 22 , then you are very sad, and probably have daddy issues.
Person 1: whens your birthday?
Person 2: may 22!
Person 1: .. do you need someone to talk to?
quite the predicament, where objective 1 cannot be obtained without the completion of objective 2, which cannot be obtained without objective 1, because of a set of often incoherent rules or laws
a catch 22:
what would happen if you went back in time to kill your grandfather?
if you were to do so, logic would state that you would not exist to go back in time and kill your grandfather, therefore you would exist because you would not be able to kill him, however you would exist only to kill your grandfather, in which case you would not exist
“oh yo dude it’s October 22nd!”
“Oh ye we need to tell everyone that school sucks!”