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You're Muted Again

When your wife starts to treat you like a Zoom panel and tells you mid-argument when she's sick of listening to you, "You're muted again," and simply walks away.

"Darling, have you seen your AMEX bill lately?"

"Sweetie, you're muted again."

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021


Mute Shaming

When you're on a video conference and others pressure you to turn your mic on against your will.

Hey man, I don't feel like talking right now. Stop mute shaming me.

by schobalt April 22, 2020


The Deaf Mute

When she’s blowing you, you cum in her mouth pop the cum balloon cheeks and it shoots out her nose. (Making it hard to speak and breath) Then, you take the nose cum and jam it in her ears!

Cheryl was blowing me so hard I accidentally gave her the deaf mute, by jamming the cum into her ears!

by Pissedoffeveryday February 5, 2023


Muted Devil

When you got to take a shit at work and you know its gonna be stinky and loud so you run the hot water in the sink on top of a paper towel full of soap to kill the smell and drown out the noise

I muted devil several times at church, I don't know what I ate but I got the squirts

by MutedDevil June 13, 2021


the mutes

4 new wave grunge rock and rollers from san diego

"the mutes have taken over me body"

by fan July 11, 2003


Mute Zone

When you chief the keef and get so blasted you can't speak.

(Jarvis)- Yo Ironman!
(Ironman)- Hehehehe
(Jarvis)- Yo Ironman!
(Ironman)- Hehehahaheha
(Jarvis)- Damn I think my man T. Stark got sent into the mute zone. Man's kind of a leightweight.

by November 11, 2020