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term used to describe asian nerds that have a small and floppy dick.
greg: hey dude have you heard, ping pong has a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
ping pong: no i don't, but i have to go play ping pong now
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a term oftentimes used as a replacement for "i want to fork you"
Text message from Billy:i 1 2 4 q
Jesus: "Fuck you billy ill turn you into a frog"
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
Once I caught a fish alive!
You know, the song we all start singing in maths class when we’re bored and we count 5 things, am I right??!! Oh, just me who does that? Oh o_o
“1, 2, 3, 4, 5, once I-”
“Be quiet or I’ll make you and the fishy dead!”
:(
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when you do something really stupid but are oblivious to it at the time.
it all started when my dopey friend listed something as
1)
2)
3)
5)
without realising, because she's an idiot :)
an example of "1, 2, 3, FIVE"
nida: and i told him i thought the moon was made of cheese! how stupid!!
me: yehh obvs! that was soo 1,2,3, FIVE
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The aproximate amount of time since last time you had sex/intimacy with someone; when you are the most in danger of doing something stupid just because it's been a while since last time you got any.
Often involves going back to previous partners.
If you get over the 2 & 1/2 week rule phase, your next sexual encounter is much less likely to be looked upon as unfortunate.
-What? Jake went home with Mary again last night?!
-Yeah, he fell victim to the 2 & 1/2 week rule.
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can i have your phone #, no the lady answers ..well here you can have mine
its ou812 ....... then walk off.
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A meme within the Taylor Swift fandom created after a video went viral of a girl screaming “1 2 3 let’s go bitch” during the song Delicate at Taylor’s reputation Stadium Tour in Pasadena. This trend caught on quickly, to the point where Taylor even started to join in by counting on her fingers. To this day, the meme lives on.
Taylor: “We can’t make, any promises now can we babe, but you can make me a drink...”
Swifties: 1 2 3 LET’S GO BITCH!!!
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