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A GUARANTEE OF 100% CONFORMANCE IN THE FACE OF INFORMATION THAT CLEARY AND OBVIOUSLY SHOWS THAT CONFORMANCE TO BE LESS THAN 100%
When she came home to find several plants dead, I assured her that I had come by to water them a Geico 100% of the days she was away.
After I tested positive, my folks asked if my assurances of abstinence might actually represent a Geico 100%.
I got my Geico 100% when they told me "of course we had your written authorization before we tore your car apart because we obtain that written authorization prior to doing any work 100% of the time."
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From one extreme to another...
Im like the definition of 0-100.. Nvr just chill in the middle content... You're either obsessed with me or loose my number...
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An emoji phrase that replaces "all good" or "thanks" with the combined emojis for 100% and pizza. Also a more enthusiastic version of thumbs up.
That awesome cake was 100% pizza. or A. Thanks for doing that for me! B. 100% Pizza
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When bowling you get a gutter on purpose, then a strike, 10 times in a row.
Score: - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - / - = 100
My Dad asked me, "What's up with the bowler next to us? Gutter, spare, gutter, spare, gutter, spare." I replied, "I guess he's either a shitty bowler or attempting a polish 100."
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To be 100 LUX you have to meet the following requirements:
1.someone who gives no fucks.
2. A person who is sexy as fuck.
3. Someone who's in there own universe.
4. Someone who makes there own rules and breaks them just because "why not".
5. Someone with taste, but it has to be there taste not the copied taste of another.
6. Someone who doesn't let themself fall in love in fear of being hurt, but if a person is in fact 100 LUX a person on the outside looking in wouldn't see this.
That girl is perfect she's 100 LUX.
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A youtube group
This group consists of such people as:
Memeulous - a short roadman who bullies kids
ImAllexx - a gay emo who drinks bath water
Pyrocynical - a thicc boi who also bullies kids
WillNE - a roadman with a square head
James Marriott - a thicc boi who also bullies kids
Joshy - a gamer who trolls kids
Morgz - a retarded kid who clickbaits too much
Team 100 is the best
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100 Gecs is a shitty band that depressed 14 year old pussy E-BOYS listen to because they have nothing better to listen to.
They're infamous for heavy usage of sound correction and autotune. You might think these fucks make ironic songs to make fun of autotune (which isn't really that terrible if used lightly) and that their songs are a joke in some way,
Oh, their songs and career are a joke, but not that kind of joke. They're sadly spreading and making a comeback, please refrain from listening to them ever.
Person 1: Hey bro, What are you listening to?
Person 2: It's nothing
Person 1: Let me hear... What the fuck is this bullshit
Person 2: It's 100 gecs, it makes me feel happy in this world, I'm lonely and depressed
Person 1: Your only world is your room
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