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September 14:national head day
guy: yo Some head would be amazing right now
girl:I gotchu, only cuz its September 14th though
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If you have this birthday. It probably sucks cause it’s the same as Donald Trumps. But you are still a beautiful bad bitch
Jimmy: Hey man. Look at her!
Billy: Woooow! I bet her Birthday is on June 14 th
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National prank your teacher day
Make your teacher cry because it’s February 14.
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On the evening of April 14 I wanted to celebrate Cake and Cunnilingus day by baking my girlfriend a cake that she could eat while I ate her out.
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Superbike made by kawasaki in response to the suzuki hayabusa.the zx-14 is the successor to the zx-12r. it runs the 1/4 mile at 9.78 secs .24 secs faster than the hayabusa top speed however is limited to 186 miles due to an agreement between kawasaki and suzuki to limit speed on the bikes to 300k/h for fear of government regulation
the ZX-14 is one badass hyperbike
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Alright listen up fuckers July 14 is national nude day and any fucker born on this day should embrace their naked fuckery
Damn did you hear that bitch is a nudist. Must've been born in July 14.
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You have a free pass to kiss a guy/girl on Oct 14
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