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The day me and my bestie met this is a very special day for me she has been there ever since Thank you for being my friend
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May 31 is national jack off/ masterbation day
Iโm gonna beat the fuck out of my Dick on may 31
31 means masturbation in Turkish and is used frequently by Turkish people. (The term "31" was first used by Ottoman Empire to define the name of masturbation which is "el รงekmek". During the time, writing "el" (means hand in Turkish) looked like the nuber 31 so local people strated using the slang.)
Like the term "nightmare fuel" this term can be used to express a love and an attraction to something or someone -using it on a person might be kind of creepy unless it's your homie or smth-
x: Hey m8 the song you reccomended was absolute bop!
y: you mean 31 fuel?
z: God, I love this man. A total 31 fuel.
When God thinks we need more punishment
The time is 31 day- 25- hour - 61-minutes-61 seconds
December 31
The day we suffer more
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โIn the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.โ -Cady
Someone: What day is it again?
Me: October 31st which means I can dress up like a slut and no one can judge me about it
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National boo your boo
Scare your boo
If you donโt have a boo find a boo
Why did you scare me?
Itโs October 31st
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National kiss a skater boy day
Itโs October 31st go kiss that boy
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