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student groan

Something a person has to pay after attending a vocational school or college, usually for a long period of time.

He had been paying off his college debt for so long that he began to call it his student groan.

by avgirlie September 7, 2006

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harvard student

a schizophrenic who has convinced themselves they go to harvard

wolfgang is such a "harvard student"

by mega-est god July 29, 2021


History Student

Urm well I definitely read all about it...remind me will you? What is it again?

Phil: I'm an Accounting Student because I want to help rich people

Sacha: I'm a History Student because I want to get Rudy Guilani to take his winky out on TV

by Chonk Jooper Jarke August 27, 2021


Smush of Students

A group of students attemping to organise themselves or an event, usually getting side tracked and distracked rather than getting on with it (often with innuendo or just weird conversations).

A smush of students were trying to sort out a birthday party, but kept on just telling dick jokes instead.

by FaceSmush January 28, 2015


student lunched

The experience of enjoying a free lunch as a freshman, usually laid on by a local church or similar, only for it to be oafed up by a try-hard local hipster band "serenading" their audience and refusing to play at an appropriate volume for lunch, effectively forcing you to listen or leave.

Student 1: "Dude, we went to that free student lunch yesterday. My ears are still ringing thanks to that shitty hipster band"

Student 2: "You totally got student lunched, bro"

by I like My Bike November 4, 2011


Kearsley Student

A bunch of dumb ass thots that think they’re cool when really kearsley is thought of as a trashy school full of poor idiotic childish kids. Everyone at kearsley accuses their friends of doing things that they didn’t do and every student has a new group of friends every year because they switch up so much they can’t keep the same people around.

“Yeah im a Kearsley Student”

“Poor bitch ass thot” *runs away*

by frosting loving November 3, 2019


Student-fu

The act of studying and being a good student, while living on ramen noodles.

I have tons of homework to do.
Time to activate my student-fu.

by The Geeky Gangsta October 2, 2017