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A brick wall designed to block out hot waves of Christ.
"Damn it, Frank! Would you take down that Damn God-Blocker?? My grandma's on the other side of that, and I think she's have problems with her trachea again!"
A very tight pair of underwear for men that prevent a male from getting a full erection
This girl had on some tight yoga pants at the gym , I couldn't take my eyes off of dat ass. I was getting horny and didn't have boner blockers on so I had to get out of there quick!
A person who only looks attractive a half block away.
Bill: "Drive closer so I can pickup up that fine chick.Whoops, never mind, she a half a blocker."
A group of two or more people blocking the aisle in your favorite retailer.
I really wanted some Ruffles but there were a bunch of Isle Blockers in the way, so I went to get some aluminum foil first.
Someone who, after being told a joke by a friend, tells that joke to a group without giving the friend the appropriate credit.
Steve is such a knock blocker; I cannot believe he told the crew my Willie Nelson joke without giving me any credit.
A device used in digital forensics that is used to block writes whilst creating an image of a storage medium.
Jason: Can anyone give me the definition of a write blocker?
Student: Something that blocks writes
Jason: * longs for the days before he had to deal with such bullshit * No, anyone else?
A female friend that ( with the best intentions ) tries to set up a guy with random girls at a party. Generally by getting too drunk and approaching groups of girls, whispering and pointing at the guy. Thereby destroying any chance he has of getting with the girls.
Cher - Heeeyyyy Dya mind if my friend Mark dances with usss, Heeesh really niice...And heeeeesh shingle (wink)
Phil - Hey Mark, Cher is totally messing shit up for you with those girls. Shes making you look a total mong
Mark - I know dude, She is a proper Cockless Blocker when she's hammered.