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Junior roller derby is the sport of roller derby, modified for teens and kids .
When someone takes a shit in a plate, covers it with a layer of whipped cream and gives it to an unsuspecting victim, saying its pie.
Sean: Dude, I heard you gave your girlfriend a Kentucky Derby Pie.
Joe: Yeah. You should have seen the look on her face when she bit into shit!
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Where football is played with the players in cars and instead of blocking and tackleing they run to each other in the cars like in a demolition derby.
Want a go watchy demolition derby football?
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the act of inserting both testicles into an anus or vagina and attempting to launch ejaculatory fluids as far as possible onto or over your partner while testicles remain inserted into such cavity.
Jake: "What did you and Jessica get into last night?"
Dirty D: "We went to Captain D's and then we had some fun at home. She is a freak. We started getting physical and then the next thing I know, I am playing home run derby with her.
Jake: "Aww man, you are sick. How did you do it?"
Dirty D: "When I got ready, I just slipped them in her ass and started shooting. I hit the head board once and her tits a couple times. It was a mess and my nuts stunk."
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Derby county are a shite football club. When they do well, empty seats are present. The name itself was odd as Derby is a small town in Nottingham. Unfortunately, it seems that they’re cursed, it is recommended that you stay away and remember that forest are mightier than them
Oh god, it’s Derby County FC! We always beat them they’re so shit
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Founded in 2003, and first bouting in 2004, Gotham Girls Roller Derby is New York City’s only all-female, do-it-yourself (DIY), skater-operated roller derby league. The league is comprised of strong, diverse, and independent women from the world's biggest, baddest city.
As a 501c3 non-profit organization, GGRD is committed to fostering serious competition on a national and international level, developing amateur athletes for competition, and promoting the physical and mental strength and independent spirit of amateur female athletes.
The skaters work tirelessly - both on the track and off - to represent the greatest city in the world at home and on the road, competing at the highest levels of gameplay through the Women’s Flat Track Derby Association.
Gotham Girls Roller Derby is awesome - they were National Champions in 2009!
It is when you shit on a girls stomach and run your penis through it until nice and lubricated then proceed to sexual intercourse
Joe, I totally gave her a kentucky road derby last night it was pretty hot.
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