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The oldest question in the universe!
The oldest question in the universe, hidden in plane sight, the question you have been running from your whole life. Doctor Who
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What people that are not whovians tend to call the Doctor.
Non-whovian 1: Ohh, that's that TV show, Doctor Who or something.
Whovian: yeah it's like my favourite thing ever now leave me in peace to watch it.
Non-whovian 1: Ok fine. Oh my, Doctor Who is looking fine, don't you think?
Whovian: What.
Non-whovian 2: Don't you reckon.
Whovian: Yeah duh, he's amazing, and so hot. But you just called him DOCTOR WHO. He is called THE DOCTOR. *facepalms* Why am I friends with these stupid people?
Non-whovian 2: You know I can hear you right.
Whovian: Shhh Earthling, you know nothing.
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When someone is hurt and someone exclaims "Is there a doctor in the house?" And two or more people stand up to answer that call for help, the group of people meet in the corner of another room and play an intense game of rock paper scissors to the death. The lone victor will rush in the room victorious to help the hurt person.
*person has a heart attack*
"Oh my God! Is there a doctor in the house?"
*Four people stand up(the Doctors in the house), look at eachother, and sprint into the other room*
*Two minutes later, only one man rushes in to aid the person having the heart attack*
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Making plans to chillax with one of the original "doctors" (A.K.A. badass dudes) in advance, as to warrant the label "appointment." Dissimilar to simply "hanging out" with a "doctor" for the fact that it takes planning in advance to have a "doctor's appointment" with one of the doctors.
Guy 1: "Dude, I've got a doctor's appointment tomorrrow, you want to come over?"
Guy 2: "F*CK YEA"
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Sometimes abbreviated as "Dr. Killjoy." Coined by N.E.R.D in the song "Anti Matter." A Doctor Killjoy is someone who makes it their business to ruin, take large dumps on, and/or "shoot up" your party or the party you are attending.
Person 1: Haha, I just pooped on your carpet, man!
Person 2: Why you doctor Killjoy, shooting up the party?
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LITERALLY THE BEST SHOW YOU WILL EVER SEE IN YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!!!!
Very addicting, emotional, and action-packed series on BBC and BBC-America.
Me- Have you ever seen Doctor Who?
Person With No Life- No, it's really stupid.
Me- I WILL EXTERMINATE YOU LIKE THE DALEKS!!!
Person With No Life- *cries excessively* I'll go watch it on Netflix I promise.
Me- Don't blink. Don't even blink.
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