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the primordial sexual being and lord of lust who, despite sexually mutilating his wife, forbade her from using contraceptives and, even after rearing many children, ravaged her uterus post-menopause
Sap: Harold, I know you can’t get get enough of my bussin’ pussy but you’ve kept me locked in this sex dungeon for ten years and you won’t even acknowledge when I say the safe word! Peanut, Harold, peanut!!
Harold: …
Average L Taker that exists and does not conform to any stereotypical societal norms. He's really tall, but has a tendency to get rejected by every single girl that he has ever loved. He is however really nice once you get to know him, he sometimes has a tendency to say shut up and Go Email Ann, but we all love him very dearly, no matter how many L's he can take within a day.
Harold ga shinda!
Is he gay? or european? the world needs to know.
Harold: I don't have a boyfriend!
Other dude: That's not what you said yesterday!
The most drippy, hot, and swagger man in the entire world. Everyone should know a Harold or own one. If you know a Harold keep him close his drip is undefined.
Kevin: Do you know Harold?
Devon: Yeah man he’s got drip
Harold is the best person you will ever see he is so fucking sexy you just wanna fuck him until you can see his cum taste so good he makes me feel so good on the inside
Omg his that HAROLD let’s fuck
But why
To take worthless vehicles, and do crazy things to them, just for shits and giggles. Usually resulting in a brief internet viral uproar.
"Ya, he harold that old mk2. Now it has 3 turbos and got featured on Donut Media"
He's literally almost the perfect man: smart, funny, EXTREMELY attractive, shy, rich, has a big dick and is good in bed. BUT he's unloyal.
x: omg he's so perfect
y: to bad he's a harold