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"You see that white can?" Theres probably a Martin in it
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A literal god amongst men. However, he is often pranked by his idiotic stepson - Morgz - who doesn’t realise his true power
Wow, you’re so powerful, you’ve got about 1% of bald martin’s power
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A British actor well-known for his work in The Office and his upcoming role as Bilbo in the Hobbit. He also plays John Watson in the recent BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes, and is made of kittens.
He goes fast.
Martin Freeman.
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Bald Martin is the human personification of perfection.
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it’s a very bad school the are blind teachers xx
Laura Sanchez doesn’t care about the pupils she favourites them and kicks out the innocent they don’t stop bullying.
you’ll probably fail your gcse there because off how bad it is and there off stead is a disgusting. Don’t send your kids there and move school. Zooey meadowcroft is a devil she will stalk you to death xx and don’t forget Greasy hanna cook or timy hacket there your nightmare and then there’s mrs Norman with her spérm brows good luck if you go there.
Anstey martins is a place we’re they discriminate you
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The most powerful creature on this planet. His stepson Morgz does not see his true power and will one day be overthrown by this God of a man. Bald Martin will also conquer the human race and save us all from the impending doom of Morgz Mum
You: You are such a Bald Martin, Jesus!
Jesus: Gee thanks
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From Pulp Fiction at Jack Rabbit Slim restaurant. It's a 5$ vanilla shake. No bourbon. Named after Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, a comedy duo from the 40's and 50's. They were white guys hence the vanilla.
The alternative was Amos & Andy which would have been a chocolate shake.
Amos & Andy were black, hence the chocolate.
Waiter: Hi im buddy, what could i get you?
Mia wallace: i'll have a durward kirby burger, bloddy. And a 5$ Shake.
Waiter: how would you like that Shake, Martin and Lewis or Amos and Andy?
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