The lesbian act of gently tapping another girl's labia for an arousal and doodling response
"She does not want to choke the chicken - she wants to smack the rooster!"
A terrible joke that is literally not even a joke. Named after the famous rooster meme.
Sarah: Wanna here a rooster joke? What do you call someone who is a terrible driver?
Bob: I don't know.
Sarah: A dick
Any male with a body count consisting of 85% of the dope whores n puddle sluts from the 3 surrounding counties. He has no standards other than warm n breathing. Normally found couch surfing or living out of a car. Usually a Narcissist that thinks all women want his dick n he shoulda been a pornstar. Has to have a bag of dope to pay the whores to just be around them n can't get hard without it.
Martin, Rock and Tater all trying to be trap rooster #1...I can see the feathers flying already
the spray from the fin on a windsurf board when ripping into the lip on a top turn (wave sailing)
whoa dude did you see my rooster spray, it was sick
Janerella is one crazy person!! She also acts like a Rooster with her he’d cut off. She never makes sense, and her hips are like dinosaurs.
“Janerella Rooster.. stop being an ah fooma!”
A middle-aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who thinks they are capable of keeping up with much younger fitter and stronger Mountain Bike riders, but in fact they are barely capable of riding the easiest of trails and often walk over small obstacles (such roots and logs) when riding.
Fanta Pants & Geordie - two male Mountain Bike riders (Flaccid Roosters) who weren’t’ able to successfully finish a Mountain Bike race ahead of a competitor with a broken hand!
1. After a loong night of drinking, when your friend wakes you up with violent barfing reminiscent of a rooster crowing.
You: "You made it to work today?"
Your bro: "Yeah man, Dave pulled a drunk rooster this morning..."