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When the fat guy in the hot tub lets his mid section rise to the surface and creates"Balls Island" He then pulls his scrotum vertically,thus creating a "Full Sail"
On a cold winter night in an outdoor hot tub at the Las Vagus Holiday Inn.Hendrix and his quarter ton comrades were concerned about the direction of the frigid desert air that was blowing across their tub.Hendrix,being the only one who finished high school,but was in the Navy for a short time before being dishonorably discharged had an idea.Being the most resourceful fella in the bunch he gently lets his mid section float to the surface of the hot tub,creating "Balls Island" from which he is able to yank his large scrotum skyward creating a "Full Sail" which gathers wind that he can now confirm is coming from an easterly direction.
Used when referring to a golf cart that has been taken off of (specifically) private property and driven down public roads illegally.
1. I saw Buddy sailing the fucking cart down the street like a champion who gave zero fucks.
2. Bill asked “how will we be getting there?” And Michael answered “fucking sailing the cart boiii !!!”
“I was sailing my side and my main hoe called my phone, I watched the phone ring”
When you pee and take a shit at the same time. Most notably when you have food poisoning or had a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.
Dude how's your stomach? Bro I been mud sailing all day from that burrito.
Chantal: I thought gentlemen never sail to windward.
Rodriguez: I'm no gentleman, baby.
Swimming on your back while having a massive erection.
"Dude, did you see Jenny in her new bikini at the pool?"
"Yeah man, I saw her while I was practicing my backstrokes. She had me Sail Boating."
The act of farting against the scrotum during Anal sex, turning it into a spinnaker sail.
After a delicious taco Tuesday meal, she took me sail boating