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where it hurts

In a boy's / man's case, then nuts / balls, head or asshole.

In a girl's, / woman's case, that can be her titties / boobies, head, or asshole.

Boy 2: Girl 1 kicked Boy 1 where it hurts! What a bitch-ass mothafucka!
Girl 1: I kicked Boy 1 where it hurts because he kicked me where it hurts.
Boy 2: Oh ok.

by RetroGalacticGamer April 5, 2020


Hurt Bagel

A hurt bagel is an adjective used for a person who is violently high. Usually when a person consumes high amounts of THC they may experience symptoms such as couch lock, spacing out, an inability to form coherent sentences etc. Such symptoms indicate that the victim of THC's wrath has become a hurt bagel.

Steve: "Yo look at John over there, he's so blasted! He hasn't said a word in the past hour and he's been staring at that lamp for at least thirty minutes!"
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."

by Stephan422 June 10, 2014


Can't hurt

When you are asked a question and you agree because you don't see any reason not to.

"Would you like me to show you how to mine Bitcoin?"

"Can't hurt!"

by therocker83 July 18, 2021


butt-hurt

Taking offense at something and getting pissy and dramatic about it.

I farted in her face and she got all butt-hurt.

by The Kid! June 18, 2004

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butt-hurt

its like being mad about something dumb and making it a big deal

Don't get all butt-hurt about it snowing!!!

by Horney Lopez December 17, 2007

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Hurt Monkey

The general sense of dejection and disappointment that follows failure, or

A dejected and defeated person.

Don't get all hurt monkey on us.

Danny has been nonstop hurt monkey since Lindsey turned him down.

by kevin12dr January 13, 2011

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hurt attack

verbal, emotional or physical abuse.

every Time i see you, i always get chest pains. because you always hurl a 'hurt attack' at me.

by EnterNot July 24, 2008

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