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Plural for penis; many of the dick.
"Man, last night, I was so drunk I thought I had two peni."
"I drew a bunch of uber peni!"
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Used for reproduction and whatever you see fit
Wtf bill you just sat on my penis
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a penis which, by virtue of it's decor or girth, is regarded as dainty or affeminate
That blue baby bonnet really accentuates your penies.
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The most important organ on a male's body, most often used to win arguments by comparing the size thereof.
Me: Ha ha, you got your penis cut off.
You: yep, im gonna go kill myself.
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(Noun) a worm like structure located on a man who has a neighbor named asshole, hair that will never go away, a family of nuts, and a best friend named pussy
A penis loves his best friend! Sometimes the family comes to.
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A strange ligament that will grow on about half of the entire animal population, including humans. This usually grows from the groin region, starting from birth. A penis looks like a thickish rod of flesh about five inches long.
When a organism with this feature is sexually aroused the penis can grow a small amount and will harden, perhaps leading to a small amount of white liquid emerging from the tip. Unlike popular belief this has no scientific evidence contributing to the myth that it might cause pregnancy,and later birth.
WARNING: If you become aware that you or someone else may have this genetic mutation he or she should be reported to federal authorities. These types have been reported to stab the non-infected type in the crotch in hopes of transferring it onto another.
Jill: Hey, whats that in your pants? It's strangely arousing.
George: It's just my penis, I actually sucked---
Jill: SHOOT IT!!! FOR GOD'S SAKE SOMEONE HELP ME!!! DAMN IT, WHY DO I HAVE TO DIE...*sobbing*
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