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One who purchases and drives a used police vehicle because he's an asshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an "official" looking helmet to go along with his cheap, crooked aviator sunglasses and cheesy, porn mustache.
All of a sudden this patrol car pulls right up on my ass, I start shoving the buds in my mouth and chewing like crazy - then I realize he's just a fuckin' cop knobbler! ... so I ran him off the road.
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To feel on a woman's breasts or buttox; usually when she is not expecting it. Often followed up by a slap in the face.
"Susan was looking so great that I got behind her in line and copped a feel, she immediately turned around and slapped me."
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A donut or doughnut cop is the stereotypical lazy, morbidly obese police officer that you wonder how they were even accepted to the force. Usually found serving the worst possible positions such as school or mall cop.
I’d avoid the bathroom to your right. I just saw a donut cop go in there.
The act of hanging on the back of a police car bumper while its driving on a snowy road.
See Skitching
Dang bob we're late for school, no problem Richie, let's cop a flintch on that cop car.
To get angrily yelled at, and in the process, copping a spray of saliva.
My boss caught me f*cking around at work... man, did I cop a spray!
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Someone who exposes internet abusers, virus developers, hackers and posers. Has a wide variety of tricks at their disposal. Often internet cops are ex-hackers trying to go legit by exposing other hackers, etc.
I have to have three layers of hardware encrypted firewall between my LAN and WAN because of all my technically savy enemies. You see, I used to be internet cop.
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When someone of the male species attempts to acquire smash and persuade a girl to make questionable life choices through advanced runz techniques and an over the top smile and almost stalker like persistence to follow the female when she comes around.
Securing her as the shorty or bag on his sc who he can send "u up" texts at any time and brag about to his friends as if she had no say in the matter or no personality except the piece of bag you wish to secure.
Guy: Yoooo, that runzgod bukunmi, is copping babes again.
Student 1: The school put a ban on copping babes
Student 2: Forget that! Imma go secure that bag.