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"Dude, I hate the Jonas Brothers!"
"Me too! they're one big failed abortion".
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Terminating a pregnancy with a baseball bat.
My girl just told me she was pregnant, but I gave a her a louisville abortion.
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the act of eliminating people that should not be on the planet.
Stupid religious fucks deserve to be retroactively aborted.
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Reversing a decision to embark on a chosen course of action, which at first appeared advantageous and justifiable, but upon closer inspection was revealed to have potentially undesirable or disastrous consequences.
Example 1:
Jim: Damn Tammy looks fine and she been checking me the whole night. Imma tap dat ass for sure.
Mike: Yo, might want to rethink that. I heard she got gonorrhea.
Jim: Yikes, abort the mission!!
Example 2:
Alex: We been standing in line for like 30 minutes. Forget this I’m walking right pass the bouncer.
Gary: Ummm, Dwayne tried that last week and the bouncer broke his nose.
Alex: Whoa, abort the mission.
Example 3:
Jane: So we gonna hit up Fo Chang Restaurant. Its $5.00 all you can eat.
Natasha: Nah abort the mission. Last time I ate there I had the runs for 2 days.
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n. A firing, or purge (multiple-firings), at an office. The act of forcibly removing someone from his/her cubicle or office space.
The third quarter report at Brad's company was terrible, and everyone is expecting a round of cubicle abortions.
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Ditching an unwanted baby in a dumpster, or a randomly selected doorstep, etc. due to religious convictions or certain circumstances which would otherwise prevent a traditional abortion.
Alice got boned by Jim at a party and ended up pregnant, but thanks to her staunch anti-abortion background, fetus flushing was out of the question. So she went by way of the Christian Abortion instead and jettisoned the new born into the dumpster behind pizza hut.
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someone who is not wanted in life. useless mistake. the world would be better without them.
That asshole is a living abortion
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